Alonzo sighting at Hood Crest!
March 30 @ 3:30 pm
Yes folks, the elusive apelike scraggly hirsute shambling creature of the deep forest, known to the indigenous people as Alon’zogar Ba’nzo, shall mount the stage and utter his barbaric yawp once again. Don’t miss it!
Oh wait. The picture doesn’t match. Just like all those stupid online ads with clickbait pictures that have nothing to do with the rabbithole of sales pitches inside. Yep, just like them!
